Bad Mommy Days

I can feel it in my bones.

It’s going to be a bad mommy day.

You know, one of those days where the crying and the whining and the temper tantrums get under your skin and make you cranky and irritable… It’s going to be one of those days. My daughter has been impossible to deal with for the entire two hours she’s been up. Whenever she sees her daddy, she’s all smiles and rainbows and cute little puppies. For me, however, it’s tears, deafening screams, and things thrown at my person. I don’t get it. She’s around him 24/7 (he’s a stay at home dad) and yet when I get home, she acts like I’m intruding.

Though… from her point of view, I suppose I AM intruding.

*sigh*

I guess that’s my cue to reconsider working so much and spending so little time with the reason I work so much. I love her. I love her so much and I want to be one of those super mommies who work 80 hours a week, have a spotless house, perfect childre, an amazing marriage, and a wonderful relationship with her kids.

If I stop and think about it though, that super mommy probably isn’t so super. I mean, there are only so many hours in a day. How can she possibly work that much and do so much stuff and still be there when her kids need someone to talk to?

This just may be jealousy speaking, but I’m pretty sure it’s not possible to do so much in so little time and not have something suffer.

I guess I’ll keep my bad mommy days as long as I still have time to spend playing with my daughter.

Longing

I’ve not been home from work for long, but the husband and child are long gone to dreamland. I, unfortunately, am still awake.

and incredibly horny.

I’m trying to decide what sort of sexual mischief I’m craving this evening, and so far, something a bit more kinky than he’s used to sounds about right. Something naughty. Perhaps bondage of some sort. I suppose in the sex world, I’d be considered more of a submissive, but tonight I’m feeling like a dirty girl. Mama’s ready to be in charge!

I’ve got some naughty fantasies in mind.

If the husband were awake, I’d like to push him up against the wall, kiss him deep and rough. I’d like to hold him  as he struggles to free his wrists from my grasp. I want him to feel the urgency in my kisses, the lust in my lips. I want to act out every dominatrix fantasy I’ve ever had.

Tonight, I want to be the wild girl men dream about.

I’d grab him, rip off his clothes as quickly as I could. I’d shove him onto the bed, forcing his hands on my body where I want them. I’d kick the bedclothes off the bed and use my bra and thong to tie him to the bedposts. I’d kiss lick every single sweet salty inch of his skin. I’d nibble and nip, making him moan. I’d tease him, torture him, make him beg to be fucked properly.

I’d take him into my mouth, as deep as I possibly could. I’d lick and slurp and graze his balls with my tongue. I’d run my nails gently, ever so gently over his sides, his weakness. I’d trail my fingers up and down his torso while I nibble on his nipples, watching him squirm.

I’d brush my lips over his thighs, teasing him by french kissing his penis. I’d use his fingers to play with my clit and then let him slowly lick my juices from his hands. I’d straddle him, guiding him inside me, and slowly lower myself onto him, dragging out the sweet torture for us both.

I’d slowly, so slowly, start to move my hips and clench myself around him. I’d  start off slowly, speeding up until we’re both about to come, and then slow down to drag out the pleasure over and over.  I’d kiss him, love him…

I would eventually fuck him into a frenzy until we both came, feeling him climaxing inside me. Then I’d slowly, gently lick his sensitive penis clean of our juices.

Then

I’d curl up beside him and go to sleep.

*sigh* 

I need to wake him up…

That’s Luuuuuv, Baby

You know when you are honking and snorting like a goose with allergies, have used tissues surrounding you, and snap grumpily at everyone in a 50 ft. radius, that you are being hard to deal with.

You also know that if your significant other kisses you without regard for his own health and takes care of the tiny one for you so you can get more sleep, that said significant other loves you.

I’ve yet to get a flower or card that says “I Love You” more than seeing my man taking care of a colicky teething infant at 4 a.m. so I could get some sleep before work.

That’s luuuuv, baby.

Oh yeah, that’s love.

I think he’s a keeper.

2008’s Top 100 Sex Bloggers

Reposted from Always Aroused Girl who reposted it from Rori

1. Sinclair Sexsmith http://sugarbutch.net
2. Radical Vixen http://www.radicalvixen.com
3. Curvaceous Dee http://curvaceousdee.blogspot.com
4. Always Aroused Girl http://aagblog.com
5. Ellie Lumpesse www.lumpesse.com
6. Catalina http://catalinaloves.com
7. Selena Kitt http://selenakittyn.com
8-9. Wifey and Hubby http://wifeytalk.com
10. Roger http://dirtyboy2.blogspot.com
11. Essin’ Em http://essin-em.com
12. Amber Rhea http://www.beingamberrhea.com
13-14. Richard and Amy http://247richardandamy.com
15-16. MJ and MJ’s Slave http://www.aslavestruenature.blogspot.com
17. Thursday’s Child http://thursdayschildhasfartogo.blogspot.com
18. Narration by D http://narrationbyd.blogspot.com
19. Andrea Zanin http://www.sexgeek.wordpress.com
20. The Provocateur http://theprovocateur.wordpress.com
21. Violet Blue http://tinynibbles.com
22. Autumn http://dreamsofaneroticaqueen.sensualwriter.com
23. SSS http://sweatshopsissy.wordpress.com
24. Storm http://ambientstorm.blogspot.com
25. Sub lyn http://longdistancesub.blogspot.com
26. Tara Tainton http://www.taratainton.com/tarastrysts/index.html
27. Jake http://factsandfriction.blogspot.com
28. Cherry Bomb http://cherrybombnyc.blogspot.com
29. Lakey http://fairelaffaire.blogspot.com
30. Scarlet http://feministfucktoy.com
31. Glenpreece http://lastbreath.wordpress.com
32. Lolita Wolf http://www.leatheryenta.com
33. Vixen http://blue-eyedvixen.com
34. Tom Paine http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com
35. Tongue Tied Blue http://tonguetiedblue.blogspot.com
36. Maymay http://www.maybemaimed.com
37. Miss Bliss http://blog.blisswarrior.com
38. Mistress Maeve http://7d.blogs.com/mistress
39. Nadia http://www.kinkylibrarian.net
40. Luka http://barbedwireboudoir.blogspot.com
41-42. Odysseus and Penelope http://marriedexploits.blogspot.com
43. Eileen http://bloodylaughter.com
44. Calico http://dominatrixnextdoor.com/blog
45. Caroline Shepherd http://feministsexcarnival.blogspot.com
46. Kathleen http://polyspace.wordpress.com
47. Packing Vocals http://packingvocals.blogspot.com
48. Audacia Ray http://www.wakingvixen.com
49. Axe http://unspeakableaxe.com
50. Baccus http://www.erosblog.com
51. Chelsea Summers http://prettydumbthings.typepad.com/chelseagirl
52. Debauchette http://debauchette.wordpress.com
53. The Butterfly Temptress http://thebutterflytemptress.com
54. Dirty Little Girl http://dirtylittlemind.blogspot.com
55. Sexy Whispers http://sexywhispers.wordpress.com
56. Wendy Blackheart http://www.heartfullofblack.com
57-58. Padme and Anakin http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com
59-60. Him and Her http://sexcakes.blogspot.com
61. Slip of a Girl http://aslipofagirl.blogspot.com
62. Blowjob Babe http://strokesuckswallow.blogspot.com
63-64. Dirty Debbie and CJ http://dirtydebbie.blogspot.com
65. Scorpio http://adventuresofascorpio.blogspot.com
66. Charlotte http://charlottethorpe73.wordpress.com
67. Bitchy Jones http://bitchyjones.wordpress.com
68. Anastasisa http://www.chaosnoir.com/anastasia
69. Alice http://anonymous-alice.blogspot.com
70. Anita Wagner http://practicalpolyamory.blogspot.com
71. Jack http://writingdirty.com
72. Mistress Matisse http://mistressmatisse.blogspot.com
73. Mariella http://wannaplaymariella.blogspot.com
74. O http://eros-logos.blogspot.com
75. Shasta Gibson http://shastagibson.com
76. Gwen http://www.pop-shot.blogspot.com
77. fivestar http://www.iamfivestar.com
78. Lilly http://dangerouslilly.com
79. Penny http://birdsaresmart.blogspot.com
80. Figleaf http://www.realadultsex.com
81. Tony http://www.comstockfilms.com/blog/tony
82. Viviane http://www.thesexcarnival.com
83. Six http://sixelaborates.wordpress.com
84. Bob http://bobsbestboobs.com
85-99. Fiammetta, Jill, Robyn, Scarlot, Melissa, Kitten, Karly, Holly, Surgeon, Stacey, Tara, Jessica, Gina, Wendy, and Tori http://deepthroated.wordpress.com
100.

Why is #100 blank? Because I know there are dozens…hundreds…of other amazing sex bloggers out there, and I want everyone to be a part of this list. If you weren’t already include, please promote yourself and your blog with a comment below. You can also feel free to link to other people’s blogs in a comment. Anything goes! I hope you’ll copy/paste this list on your own blog, if you have one. You don’t have to link back here – just get the word out about these amazing bloggers. Or, create your own list! Again, I hope you this out the 2008 Sex Bloggers page, which goes into more detail about each amazing blogger above!

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Thank you both for this list. I’m looking forward to checking out quite a few blogs I was previously unaware of!

Hello, world!

It’s me, your unknown friend, Midnight Mayhem. I had originally intended to delete this post, but what the hey? Why waste a perfectly good chance to blog, eh?

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